How The 2013 VMAs Paid Homage To "Mean Girls"

Watching The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards was like leaving the real world and entering girl world.

If Regina George and the Plastics were VMA commentators

1. My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

2. I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks."

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3. Miley, you can't sit with us at lunch.

4. Stop trying to make Gaga happen, it's never going to happen

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Started with Just Dance...now we're here.

5. Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

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Macklemore, every girls #MancrushMonday

6. I mean, it's just plastic. Could really just...

SHARE IT, JUSTIN. A piece for JC who still looks like a rockstar. A piece for Lance, a partial spring fling queen. A piece for Joey and Chris because of fairness.

7. THEY'RE LIKE TEEN ROYALTY

Highlight of 2013, obviously.

8. I did not leave the Southside for this.

9. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?

10. Taylor is a life ruiner, she ruins people's lives.

They had Taylor Swift onscreen every other shot during the NSYNC performance as if we needed a reminder that they are never, ever getting back together. Well played, MTV.

11. Regina's like the barbie doll I never had.

Miley is like the Cynthia doll I never wanted

12. Is that your natural hair color? - Yeah. "It's gorgeous."

13. She made out with a hot dog.

...probably

14. Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?

15. Taylor Zimmerman, two for you

16. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me

Basically all anyone bothered to see during Kanye's performance.

17. So fetch.

18. I'm a mouse, duh