13 Types Of People You Find In Restrooms

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1. The Shameless Pooper.

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2. The OCD Flusher

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If it's really necessary to flush three times, don't make eye contact with anyone on your way out.

3. Cool, don't wash your hands

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4. Gassy McGee

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Regretting that lunch burrito now, aren't you?

5. Mrs. Only Pees On The Seat

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When you get into a stall and there's pee on the seat.

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6. Toilet Twerkers

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I wish there were more of these kinds of people.

7. The Storyteller

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More fun stories here.

8. Restroom Rapport

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I'm about to do something really gross, stop talking to me about your weekend with the family.

9. The Thinker

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Made worse when you're waiting in line to...go.

10. The Reader

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No, I don't want to read that article when you're done with it.

11. The Caller

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Can you not catch up with your mom while I'm trying to take a peaceful dump next to you?

ALL OF YOU NEED TO STOP

12. Urinal, Myinal

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13. You. You're the perfect restroom goer. Never making anyone feel awkward, always cleaning up after yourself.

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Shout-out to my co-contributor @C_White123, you should send her a tweet from the seat. She likes those.