11 Ways Walter White And Dexter Morgan Were The Same Person

Nothing weirder than a little parallelism

This season, we said goodbye to two shows.

While both were great, one was greater.

The leads for each were very similar....

1. Both of their crimes were science based

Walter White uses his aptitude for chemistry to build a meth empire. While Dexter Morgan dabbles in anatomy and biology when cutting people up into smaller, easier to manage pieces.

2. Your nickname isn't as cool as theirs

Heisenberg and the Bay Harbor Butcher-- imagine what their joint theme song would be.

3. Are a lot of criminals closely tied to the authorities that are looking for them?

So, you're a serial killer who works for the police department in homicide? And you're a drug lord with a brother in law in the DEA. Okay.

4. All criminals have completely normal jobs to hide behind

Serial Killer = Blood Splatter Analyst

Meth Cook = Chemistry Teacher

5. What criminal doesn't have a trusty side-kick?

Someone to help you through the hard times.....and someone to fight with with it gets hard....sometimes, that person is just a figment of your imagination.

6. Every anti-hero needs a consistent mode of body disposal, right?

Whether it's hydrofluoric acid....or dumping parts into the Gulf Stream.

7. The overbearing family member that tries to get involved.

Skyler White and Debra Morgan. They should go have some wine together.

8. When will they learn having a partner never works out?

Miguel Prado, Lumin, Hannah McKay

Tuco, Gus, Meth Damon...to name a few.

9. They're caught by someone they are close to...who works for the agency that is looking for them

The lieutenant of homicide and the assistant special agent in charge of the DEA. C'mon.

10. Things happen.

11. Babies. The poor, innocent souls stuck in the middle.

Shout-out to Holly White and Harrison Morgan. They should get together when they're older and discuss whose family was more messed up.