12 Times You Proved You Weren't Really A Kid Person

For those of us who take the long way to avoid colleagues and their new baby photos. For the ones who found every excuse to not babysit in high school even if it meant taking extra classes or being extra broke. For the people who have no discernible maternal or paternal feelings to anything except baby animals. This is for you.

1. It started young.

Really young.

2. When babies physically repulse you:

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Oh yeah, I def wanna cuddle that snot and poop monster.

3. When your friends tell you their 'ovaries literally burst' over a male celebrity:

4. When you see a kid throwing a tantrum in public:

And you add 'get tubes tied' to your mental to-do list.

5. When people tell you your life is meaningless without children:

6. When you find out your best friend is pregnant:

7. When you're at a family gathering and deflecting questions about having kids:

Hera, give me strength.

8. When people give you their kids to hold:

Thanks, please take it back now.

9. Because this is what having kids must feel like:

10. When people bring up that whole 'biological clock' thing:

11. When smug mommy bloggers make you want to throw away your computer:

TBH it's not just kids that are the problem, it's also the people that have kids.

12. And, finally, because kids are just the worst. Duh.