1. People who act like they've never seen tall buildings and flashing lights before
2. People who are impatiently waiting for the train to come so they keep leaning over the tracks to look for it
3. People who conveniently walk extremely slow when you're right behind them
4. People hardcore PDAing on the subway
5. People who are oblivious that their headphones are actually boombox speakers
6. People who go running in the morning
7. People who hand out fliers
8. People who are basically out to kill you when they smoke and walk at the same time
You really wanna smoke while you're walking? When there's a down breeze? And I'm stuck walking behind you? Are you sure that's what you really wanna do?...