Do You Know How To Step Over A New York City Slush Puddle?
You got: Nothing matters, you are still going to get wet.
It’s the worst part of winter in New York City. This puddle might be deeper than you think. Your legs might not be as long as you once thought. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’re screwed. And if you somehow get past this gray, lumpy cave of moist terror, the next one is going to get you.