1. “I don’t want to go anywhere. I haven’t gotten my flu shot yet”
4. “We’re meeting some guy you met on okcupid and his friends??”
8. “What’s that smell? Is your carbon monoxide detector working?”
9. “Do I have enough floaties on?”
Guys. Please. Tell me if I’m at risk of drowning.
11. “I’m late. I’m late. I’m late. I’m late. I’m late.”
12. “Watch out! Their stings are fatal!”
We should have never come to the beach. Ugh.
14. “Scissors face the other way! Do you not know how to handle sharp objects?”
21. “I’m ready to go to the mall”
Alertness and vigilance are a girl’s best friends.
22. “Too many orange juice brands. I don’t know which one to pick”
24. “What did you say the symptoms were for that fatal stomach virus?”
Is difficulty breathing one of them? Bc right now… I. Can’t. Breathe.
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