20 Times Parenting Is Just Like Being A Ninja

Responsibility, Stealth, and Silently Unwrapping a Snickers are Just a Few of Your Master Skills

1. Sneaking away to the bathroom

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To finally get some quiet time

2. Wearing the baby INTO the bathroom

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Since you can't even put her down

3. Faking a stomach ache

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Just to get a few extra minutes to yourself

4. Sleeping When The Baby Sleeps

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Because that's near impossible

5. Hiding Candy in the Cleaning Supplies

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So no one ever steals your stash, and you're the only one that ever cleans anyhow

6. Then Taking it Into the Closet to Eat It

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So you never have to risk sharing it

7. Stealth moves

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So you don't wake a sleeping baby

8. Getting Toddlers to Wear Things in Weird Ways

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Straight jacket, anyone?

9. Pulling Off the All Black Look

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Since everything else is stained

10. Chic-Covering Your Hair

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Because you can't remember the last time it was washed

11. Death Stare

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Any kid'll stop in his tracks when mom has this look!

12. Used a Diaper to Clean up Spills

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No towels or wipes?! NO PROBLEM! (Note: that's hamburger meat, and diapers clean up other messes pretty damn well)

13. Duped Kids to Do Chores

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By making it a "game"

14. Forgotten to Leave the Tooth Fairy Loot

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So stealthily left in on the table instead **bonus points for a typed up note from her!

15. Hidden in the Car

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Until the Babysitter leaves with the kids for the park, so they don't see you

16. Said Eff It

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And just thrown everything into the dishwasher

17. Dropped the Kids At the Ikea Play Space

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Without even intending on buying anything.

18. Brought Along A Sippy Cup

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Filled with wine for mom/dad! Extra special if it's at an amusement park!

19. Have a Diaper Bag

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That looks more like something out of Mary Poppins

20. Mama/Papa Bear Will Crush You

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If you ever mess with our kids!