4. “I think I have that guy in the league with Brad’s friends from high school.”
6. “[Opposing quarterback] is out with a devastating concussion? Hahaha. That’s awesome.”
8. “That catch wasn’t ‘like 20 yards,’ Shawn, it was actually 18 because he sucks and ran out of bounds.”
12. “Moneeb? His name is Moneeb? And he’s in our league? Oh, you mean ‘Titsburgh Feelers.’ Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know that guy.”
14. “Chris Johnson had 18 carries for 21 yards? Yep, that makes sense.”
15. “I hate that I have to root for Chris Johnson.”
16. “How kind of Chris Johnson to have his first quality game in Week 17.”
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