1. This is an octopus.
A super cool octopus.
2. This is how an octopus walks.
Go, buddy, go!
3. Notice his lack of footwear?
Zero footwear, sir.
4. That’s because octopi have tentacles instead of feet.
5. Which means octopi have never had the joy of breaking in a new pair of kicks.
6. …Until now!
8. The official footwear of octopi everywhere.
Like most luxurious things in life, though, these sneakers are EXCLUSIVE. In fact, Reebok doesn’t even seem to sell them on its site anymore. And why would they? Octopi don’t use computers.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸