On Saturday night, Nelson Cruz jacked a two-run homer off Astros reliever Philip Humber, giving us this shameful moment in sports history...
Yep, that's a pitcher in the bullpen trying (and failing) to run away from a baseball like the kid whose parents force him to play Little League even though he hates sports because they think it will help him to "get out of the house for once" and "make some friends [his] own age." The number on the jersey appears to be 56, which would make Paul Clemens the guilty party, but let's face it — the real losers here are fans of the Houston Astros.