Last night, the Tampa Bay Rays destroyed the Houston Astros 12-0. And while most of the crowd had already departed by the time the eighth inning rolled around, those who stuck around were rewarded when a fan was bulldozed by a foul ball.
It's as if the ball was fired downward out of a cannon or something.
And because nothing was hurt aside from his pride, and his butt, and his leg, and possibly his weak, brittle hands, he got up and walked it off.
