What you are about to see is Kelly McGarry’s silver medal run at the 2013 Red Bull Rampage — an invitation-only competition for freeride mountain bikers.
Here he is starting things off at what we can only assume is the tippy-top of a steep mountain.
As you can see, the path is super narrow.
And the sides of the mountain are used as ramps because HE IS FUCKING CRAZY!
And the best way to pick up speed is to shit your pants.
Oh, is that a 72-foot-long canyon gap? Perfect time for a backflip.
And how about another one, just for fun?
And in case you were wondering, this is what it looked like for the crowd:
Congratulations on your brass balls, Kelly. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be over here…not doing anything manly or dangerous.