Holy shit. It recently came to my attention that nobody's bothered to compile a list of the best It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia introductions – until now.
Remember the time Mac and Charlie faked their deaths so that they could avoid the wrath of Mac's recently paroled dad, and Dennis got upset that he wasn't involved in their "blaze of glory" suicide pact? Or that time half-naked Frank got stuck in a coil at the children's playground, and the gang kept him there in order to take advantage of his solid business acumen? Now's your chance to relive the events that led up to those moments.
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There you have it. "Later, boners."
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