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Bands to Watch Out For!
A timely list of bands that WILL TURN YOUR CHILD GAY.
Sample quote: "Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They'll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you've got a homosexual for a child."
