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    • Karen M.   A Pimp's Business Plan  about 2 years ago ×
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    • myname09 2 years ago

      haha. this is awesome.

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    • OneSound thinks A Pimp's Business Plan is LOL & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
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    • yeti yeti 2 years ago

      My bitch better have my money
      Through rain, sleet, or snow
      My whore better have my money
      Not half, not some, but all my cash
      ‘Cause if she don’t,
      I’m gonna put my foot dead in her ass.

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    • Ethan thinks A Pimp's Business Plan is Trashy, WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
    • Turd Ferguson the Third 2 years ago

      23. Invest more in whore-ticulture.

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    • Stupid Flanders thinks A Pimp's Business Plan is OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
    • paradiddle 2 years ago

      Funny, I though those were just some lyrics to a new rap song….

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    • jeffs21 2 years ago

      http://youtu.be/v0UeMxuKV5c

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    • drsugarray 2 years ago

      Are you SERIOUS ??!! A PIMP actually WROTE DOWN his “business plan” ??!! Oh THIS has ALL the essentials: poor grammar, misspellings and goals - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

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    • MrMoustachio 2 years ago

      Silly pimp! You should know that the only true business plan is MO MONEY, MO CASH, MO HOES!

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    • Alisha J. 2 years ago

      There’s something to be said for organization.

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    • 1.21 jiggawhats thinks A Pimp's Business Plan is Trashy & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
    • ~DRE~ 2 years ago

      I say fake, his cursive writing is way too impressive!

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    • skace 2 years ago

      ummm… yeah… why doncha’ do a follow up on that one and see how it works out. To call those sophomoric ramblings “a plan” is stretching things quite a bit.

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    • juniper owl 2 years ago

      “From concrete streets to executive suites” I’m sorry, is this a plan or a rough draft of a rap album?

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      You got to have a dream;
      If you don’t have a dream,
      How you gonna have a dream come true?

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      Is that Walt Disney’s hand writing?

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