What Would Moses Think of You?

Are you Moses' homie from the Promised Land? Or will he smite you with the giant stone tablets? Find out with this quiz.

Question #1

You have 10 cash monies. What do you do?

• Give them all to Moses.
• Give a few to Moses.
• Keep them all in your greedy little pocket.

Question #1

You have 10 cash monies. What do you do?

• Give them all to Moses.
• Give a few to Moses.
• Keep them all in your greedy little pocket.

Question #2

Moses sends you a friend request on Facebook. What do you do?

• Accept it, then throw a party and set off fireworks in the streets.
• Accept it.
• Ignore it.

Question #3

A lock of Moses' hair is up on Ebay. What's your maximum bid?

• As many cash monies as I have. Sell the car, sell the house!
• As much as I can afford right now. No making sacrifices.
• Exactly two cents, including shipping.

Your Quiz Result:

Moses' Homie

Moses is pretty cool with you. Keep it up, more cash monies will follow!

Your Quiz Result:

Just Jewish

You're just a face in the crowd. Moses doesn't really care about you. On the other hand, he won't smite you either.

Your Quiz Result:

IRS Agent

Uh, oh. Better run. Moses doesn't like IRS agents who take all his cash monies.