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1. She flew on a private plane
2. She took a selfie with T.I.
3. She had to take dancing lessons with Mother Monster herself
4. Then she was taught that it's all about the $$ and shaking what your Momma gave ya
5. (Consequently) she drowned her sorrows in booze
6. Just to be told that she'll never be a mermaid
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