How It Feels To Leave New York

I'm sorry MTA for my morning swearing. Take me back.

You lived in NYC

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Because you went to school, had a job or internship or for any other reason. And you loved it. But now you have to leave.

It feels like you're never coming back

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Yep, definitely the last time you'll see that skyline.

Your hometown feels so small you get anxiety

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Get me out of here

You want people to know you lived in the best city of the world

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You'll probably start wearing your Brooklyn, NYC, Nets, Knicks, Yankees, Mets, Giants gear to show the world that you lived in the centre of the universe. #Improudofmycity

You'll release that being anonymous wasn't so bad

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I don't want to talk to you, or to you, nope not to you either. Can I go anywhere without bumping into people that I know??

You'll beg for a train

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Even tough you hated the morning commute and everything else, there is nothing you wish for more than an easy ride on the subway. Uhm how am I going to get home?

You even miss the yellow cabs and Ubers

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TAXI?!!! That moment when you are too drunk to go home with any other transportation than a cab. Good luck

You'll get angry looking at menu's

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No brunch? Where is the kale? Can someone bring me an acaïbowl? What do you mean you have no bottomless brunch? Do you have a flat white with almond milk?

There comes a point were you want to buy something and the store is closed

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I need 24 hour stores. I want to be able to buy something whenever I want to.

You want to order food but you release there is no seamless

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Does this mean that I have to call the restaurant? Can someone help me?

Then you start to think about a plan B

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Who's hiring me?

And a plan C

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Can I find someone for a green card marriage? Anyone?

Most of all you feel like shit and you want to go back

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I LOVE YOU NEW YORK