26 Seriously Awesome Gifts Only True London Underground Fans Will Love

The next station is Pure Happiness. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge.

1. This pass holder.

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"So how do we get from Chalk Farm to King's Cross?" your friend asks. You whip out your pass holder as it doubles as a handy map (but only for the particular stations on it).

Get it for £5 from Paperchase.

2. This post-it note block.

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"Let me just make a note of that," you say, reaching for your post-it note block. "Why not just use your phone?" your friend asks. You stare at them as you write decisively on the block.

Get it for £4.50 from Paperchase.

3. This phone case.

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"Look at my phone case!" you demand of your friends, thrusting your gorgeously encased phone into their indifferent faces. "Look!"

Get it for £12 from Paperchase.

4. This umbrella.

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"Awful weather we're having," you say, brandishing your stylish umbrella. Your friend looks up at the clear blue skies, confused.

Get it for £15 from Paperchase.

5. This luggage tag.

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"It has to be on this carousel...does your suitcase have anything distinctive on it?" asks your friend. Your shark-like grin speaks volumes.

Get it for £6 from Paperchase.

6. These tea towels.

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"Oh, no!" you half-heartedly shout, knocking over a glass of water. Your friend silently sips away at their drink, while you excitedly mop up the spill.

Get a set for £8 from Paperchase.

7. These boxers.

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"Nobody knows I'm wearing a map of the underground under these clothes," you think to yourself, navigating through the hustle and bustle of rushing commuters. "Nobody knows except me."

Get them for £8.99 from The TfL Shop.

8. This cushion.

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"Mmm, time for a nap," you say. "Time to dream of those beautiful trains."

Get it for £27.50 from Etsy.

9. These coat hooks.

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"Can I take your coat?" you offer to your friends. It's the middle of summer. "Are you sure there's nothing I can hang on these beautiful hooks?"

Get one for £12 from Etsy.

10. This clock.

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You glance at the time. Any time is a fine time with this clock.

Get it for £17.59 from Etsy.

11. These coasters.

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Your friend goes to put their drink on the table. "Wait!" you cry out, brandishing your vintage map coaster.

Get a set of 4 for £14.99 from Etsy.

12. This lamp.

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"It's getting dark," you say, switching on your fantastic lamp. "Too dark to see."

Get it for £30.46 from Etsy.

13. These cufflinks.

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"I need a shirt with cufflink holes!" you exclaim. "Why?" your friend asks. You go quiet, and remember these bad boys are simply waiting to be debuted.

Get a pair for £6.99 from Etsy.

14. This tape.

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Fix anything and everything with this Underground map tape.

Get it for £2.37 from Etsy.

15. This watch.

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It's like carrying a really useless, tiny Underground map on your wrist.

Get it for £21.99 from Etsy.

16. This money box.

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Saving the pennies will be a cinch with this money box. Also, who even still carries coins in this contactless payment world?

Get it for £10.50 from Etsy.

17. This bow tie.

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Look sharp at your next posh event with this debonair accessory.

Get it for £20.30 from Etsy.

18. This hair wrap.

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Wrap your hair in the Underground. Protect it from the evil.

Get it for £5 from Etsy.

19. This mug.

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"Do you want a tea?" your friend asks. You nod. "Which mug do you use?" You narrow your eyes in disbelief.

Get it for £6 from Paperchase.

20. This beach towel.

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"I may be away from London," you think, swooshing out your magnificent towel. "But that's no reason why I can't bring a bit of London to the beach."

Get it for £13.99 from The TfL Shop.

21. This tie.

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"That's a great idea," you reply to your co-worker's email, as you casually smooth down your wacky tie. "Going forward, let's touch base on this point offline."

Get it for £9.99 from eBay.

22. This activity book.

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"Did you know there are 67 step-free stations on the Underground?" you say to your dog. "Well, now you do."

Get it for £4.74 from Amazon.

23. This 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle.

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"There are so many white puzzle pieces in this," you exclaim with glee. "This could take hours!"

Get it for £13.48 from Amazon.

24. This apron.

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"Who's up for some BACONtree and EGGSware?" you say, preparing a spectacular breakfast for yourself.

Get it for £9.45 from Amazon.

25. This sandwich tin.

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"Mind the closing mouth doors, please mind the closing mouth doors," you mumble to yourself between sandwich bites.

Get it for £4.99 from Amazon.

26. This duvet set.

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"Good night, Victoria line," you mutter sleepily. "Good night, Waterloo & City line."

Get the duvet set for £17.93 from Amazon.