Mookie

I worked at a crisis hotline, and some guy called and asked to speak to a male. There were none present so I offered to take the call. He then went into this disturbing story about how he was "in crisis" because he had heard a sexually charged phone call between his mother and aunt...and… Read More

Looks like YOU had some vodka when you wrote this post. What the fuck are you trying to say here, mate?

*#3, not 19

Half of these are fake. It doesn't make sense that a child would misinterpret the phonics to the word "get" (git), and yet spell "together" or "talked" accurately (number 19). They are funny, but I really just think half of them are contrived.