Buzz·Posted on Mar 6, 2015What's The Craziest Thing Your Ex Has Ever Done?We are never, ever, ever getting back together!by Monique SteeleBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The "crazy ex" story is one of the horrifying realities of dating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And much like an iPhone or student loans, many of us have them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The results are all the same: you're just happy it's over. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But, still, sharing the sordid details is oddly therapeutic. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF If only just to warn those who have yet to experience this level of absolute terror. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF There are the exes who completely wreck your car. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The ones who are regrettably paranoid. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And the persistent texters. Amy Nelmes @amynelmes My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for split is #3 11:36 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Not to mention the ex who thinks they're "God's gift to the Universe." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So tell us, what's the "crazy ex" story that made you so glad it's finally over? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF