How Does Your Sex Drive Compare To These Animals?

Do you have sex as often as rabbits? How about a sloth or a gerbil? Some animals have sex just to reproduce, others for fun. Either way, frequency and fervor vary from animal to animal. Lazy, vicious, horny, playful - which animal best describes your libido?

Rare, like the wolf

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If you’re up for it about once a year, then you’d fit right in with the wolf. It makes sense, you’re just protecting yourself from the dangerous wild and you don’t want to get hurt, which means no time for sex. Or maybe you just don’t want risk getting “locked” together, which happens for up to half an hour with wolf couples.

Playful and often, like a dolphin

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You don’t just like getting on, you LOVE it, because you’ve got yourself the drive of a dolphin. Not only do dolphins have multiple partners and even orgies, they spend nearly 30% of their time doing the deed. That’s 8 hours a day! Whew!

Like a lion, only from time to time, but then A LOT

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If you have the sex drive of a lion, you may not have sex all that frequently, but when you do get the opportunity, you make the most of it. While they have no particular breeding season, once the lioness is in heat, the king of the jungle becomes the king of the bedroom. They can go at it 20-40 times a day, forgetting everything else around them, including eating. You get to have sex and lose a little weight? Yes please!

Like a gerbil… ew, but not in the way you’re thinking

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If you’re thinking, “Please, lions ain’t got shit on me.” Then you have the libido of the Shaw’s Jird, a gerbil type of animal. We’re not talking Richard Gere stuff here, no these horny little rodents have sex up to 240 times in an hour!

Sloth like: Not in a rush for it to happen, but when you’re in the mood YOU’RE IN THE MOOD

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For those with a sloth libido, you’re never in a rush to have sex. But when the moment strikes you, like a good Viagra pill YOU ARE READY TO GO. When in heat (once a year or so), female sloths passionately scream non stop until her suitor arrives, which as you can imagine can take some time. Unfortunately once the act does begin, it’s pretty much instantly over, as in about 5 seconds. Bring you back to your college years?

Hungry for it like a black widow spider

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As most know, the black widow spider gets her name from the fact that she eats her male partner after mating. Did you know strong independent lady can have up to 25 partners in a day? You go girl!

As much as possible, like a rabbit

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If you like to have sex as often as possible your libido is like the rabbit. Afterall, there’s a reason it’s a saying. Rabbits have sex All The Time. Since the females go into heat quite frequently and gestation is only 30 days, they can do IT pretty much any time they want. Just make sure to use protection. Otherwise, that’s a lot of bunny-support you’ll be stuck paying.

Like the Bonobo Ape, constantly

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Bonobos are constantly having sex with each other. If you’re anything like them (and given that they’re the closet mammal to humans, you are) you like having sex as a way to greet someone, make friends, fight, reconcile or just for the hell of it!

An ewe

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Because, nothing compares to ewe...