1. Hey buddy, how about you put away that magazine and have a seat next to me.
2. You’ve seemed extra curious lately and I thought it’d be a good idea for us to have a talk.
“What’s going on over here?”
6. There comes a time when they want to express their feelings for one another.
“Do you mind?”
9. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.
After this, we’re going to have a talk about “private browsing.”
12. Just make sure you are ready to take responsibility for your actions.
13. Oh, and a little ~alone~ time never hurt anyone.
“Do you mind??”
14. So please be safe.
I appreciate your dedication but this is a bit much.