It’s Time To Have “The Talk” With Your Pet

Spring has sprung and with the warm weather comes warm feelings. You may have noticed your pet acting a bit friskier than normal. Whether it’s the extra pep in their step or they’re spending a little too much time burrowed in your underwear drawer, the time has come to have “The Talk” with your pet.

1. Hey buddy, how about you put away that magazine and have a seat next to me.

“I’m busy.”

2. You’ve seemed extra curious lately and I thought it’d be a good idea for us to have a talk.

“What’s going on over here?”

3. You see, when two people love each other…

4. Or hate each other…

5. Or have just met…

6. There comes a time when they want to express their feelings for one another.

“Do you mind?”

9. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.

After this, we’re going to have a talk about “private browsing.”

10. Even if things get a little wild.

“That shit cray.”

11. It’s perfectly healthy to experiment.

12. Just make sure you are ready to take responsibility for your actions.

13. Oh, and a little ~alone~ time never hurt anyone.

“Do you mind??”

14. So please be safe.

I appreciate your dedication but this is a bit much.

16. And remember, you can always come to me with questions.

“So wait, what’s going on here?”

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