1. Modern Art
2. Bitcoins
"These two things are basically the same, right?"
"I mean, I know the gist of it..."
"These two things are basically the same, right?"
"Uh...it's funny because they're rich?"
"I'm just gonna keep using it as a synonym for 'funny.'"
"Ah, yes, I believe I'm getting an oaky hint of...alcohol."
"You mean that thing where you control these little imaginary players and use them to fight against your friends every week? Yes, I've heard of it."
"It's like, um...a metaphor...for our modern society..."
"Let's see, I need some stocks, some bonds, a 401(k), and...a pool of gold coins?"
"It's basically a religion based on chillaxing."
"Yay! We all get free health care now...maybe?"
"Nu gaze? Yeah, totally! Witch house? Sure, awesome! Seapunk? OK...that one sounds made-up."
"Pretty sure I got this virus because of a chain mail I didn't forward to 10 of my friends."
"It's an organization, right? Or a person? Or...a law?"
"The carburetor is connected to the accelerator, which is connected to the...flux capacitor?"
"I'll let TurboTax worry about it."
"If I keep talking about hops and barley maybe no one will realize how drunk I am."
"I'm not sure what it is, but I know it sucks."
"Pretty sure this also sucks."
"It's like Super Mario Bros. but...bigger."
"You are feeling all these feelings because sex."
"I'll just nod and say 'I mean, it's the God particle...' over and over and over."
"Oh, that's that cult where everyone jumps around and throws medicine balls at each other, right?"
"The economy would be fine if those clowns in Washington would just make some more jobs and we balanced our supply and demand and...freakonomics..."
"To be fair, I don't know if my answer would've been any better."