Remember when you were young and pure and had no idea what sex was?
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1. It seemed to be everywhere, but gosh darnit, what WAS it?
11. Obviously taking off your pants was required.
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12. It sounded like birds and bees were somehow involved.
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13. There’s also that thing about storks and babies and sex all being related somehow. Yeah… good luck figuring out that one.
14. But then one day you made a very smart observation on male and female anatomy.
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17. Way to go, genius! You must’ve felt pretty clever… until mom and dad sat you down for the most HORRIFIC talk of your life.
19. Actual sex is WAY WORSE THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD’VE EVER IMAGINED!
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24. But don’t worry, they said, someday YOU WILL HAVE DISGUSTING SEX, TOO!
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25. Goodbye, innocence! The world will never look the same again…
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