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Dear Santa, It's that time of the year again, the holidays are here. Anticipating the bad gifts I will get is definitely my fear.
Tacky sweaters, gift cards, chia pets, to name a few. Some presents will be bad and some too good to be true. Maybe it's time to get me a gift that I like? Maybe for once this year, you won't have me filled with spite?
So this is how you think your gift makes me feel:
This how you think of me? Are you fo' real?
You hope that this is what I’ll want to do after I get your gift:
BUT NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. You catch my drift?
I had such high expectations… maybe that was a mistake?
INSTEAD I get a slap in the face and a ratchet toy...really? Oh, great.
Hmm… how interesting that you think this gift will please me…it’s like you know me so well!
There’s a reason you get gluten free cookies every year Santa, couldn't you tell?
Didn’t you read my wishlist? I sent it to you like 15 times!
NO COOKIES FOR YOU...and now I end this rhyme.
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