2. Biting into a ball of cheese as if it were an apple sounds appetizing to you:
3. You often end up in questionable situations:
4. And oh look, here’s a picture I found of you on a windy day:
10. Nailed it. Your life in 3 words:
11. You have an excuse for everything:
14. Your mornings often start like this:
16. This is what happens when you don’t take your cellphone into the bathroom and it starts ringing:
17. This is how it feels when you do your hair:
18. This is what it looks like when you take sexy pictures:
19. And this is how your sexy pictures actually turn out:
20. Here’s an intimate portrait of you sharing a tender moment with a vending machine:
22. And how your parents feel about you:
24. This is how your friends react to your jokes:
25. This is what your life would be like if you were a prostitute:
26. This is how you eat when you are alone:
27. Which doesn’t look that much different than how you eat in public:
28. Have I mentioned all of the times you had food on your face and nobody told you about it? It happens a lot!
29. I also just found this image of you overreacting:
31. You sweat a lot… in situations when you really shouldn’t be:
32. Basically, your life is a bunch of lies.
35. Go drape yourself in some velvet or something.
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