35 Ways You Are A Young George Costanza

I take it back. George is the most relatable person on Seinfeld.

1. You dance while you eat:

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2. Biting into a ball of cheese as if it were an apple sounds appetizing to you:

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3. You often end up in questionable situations:

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4. And oh look, here’s a picture I found of you on a windy day:

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5. You know your strengths:

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6. You also know your weaknesses:

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7. You talk a lot of shit:

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8. This is your life:

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9. Again, your life:

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10. Nailed it. Your life in 3 words:

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11. You have an excuse for everything:

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12. You spaz out over ketchup bottles:

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13. Massages make you uncomfortable:

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14. Your mornings often start like this:

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15. These are your passions:

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16. This is what happens when you don’t take your cellphone into the bathroom and it starts ringing:

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17. This is how it feels when you do your hair:

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18. This is what it looks like when you take sexy pictures:

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19. And this is how your sexy pictures actually turn out:

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20. Here’s an intimate portrait of you sharing a tender moment with a vending machine:

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21. How you feel on a nice day:

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22. And how your parents feel about you:

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23. This is how you tell jokes:

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24. This is how your friends react to your jokes:

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25. This is what your life would be like if you were a prostitute:

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26. This is how you eat when you are alone:

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27. Which doesn’t look that much different than how you eat in public:

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28. Have I mentioned all of the times you had food on your face and nobody told you about it? It happens a lot!

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29. I also just found this image of you overreacting:

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30. This is how you look at the gym:

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31. You sweat a lot… in situations when you really shouldn’t be:

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32. Basically, your life is a bunch of lies.

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33. Feelings suck.

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34. Focus on what you do well.

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35. Go drape yourself in some velvet or something.

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