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Why You Should Never Go Into The Office When You Are Feeling Sick

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

1. BECAUSE

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2. YOU

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3. ARE

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4. DISGUSTING.

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5. WAH WAH I’M SICK

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6. BLAH BLAH BLAH I’M ANNOYING

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7. HA HA I HATE YOU AND WE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW GROSS AND SICK YOU ARE

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8. THE SOUND OF YOU BLOWING YOUR NOSE…

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9. IS MAKING ME LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND.

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10. I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN FEEL YOUR GERMS

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11. AND HOLY SHIT, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD PUT YOUR TISSUES ON YOUR DESK!!

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12. YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!

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13. WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH

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14. WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

15. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE

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16. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES

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17. FILTHY

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18. NASTY

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19. YOU ARE LITERALLY SHINY

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20. AND IF YOU HAVE A STOMACH BUG AND YOU COME TO WORK YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING

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21. JUST. GO. HOME.

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BYEEEE!!!!

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