Hello friends.
I need you to take a seat...
... I have a secret to share with you.
I would like to tell you about a place beyond your wildest dreams and deepest fantasies...
A place where the bodies are seldom shaved...
... the speedos are abundant...
... and there is a body type FOR US ALL.
It's a place where it's totally normal to see practically naked men touching each other like no big deal.
A place where butt cheeks flow outside their boundaries.
A place where people just like to hug.
Basically nothing hurts and everything feels good here.
We all win.
Where is this place? You ask.
HOW CAN I GET THERE? You are screaming.
Hush.
Simmer down.
Seriously be quiet, these two are having a naked moment.
Just come along...
... follow the happy trail.
I'm ready to begin.
The place is located just outside the water...
... right besides the pool.
This place is...
... wait for it...
...
...
At the sidelines of all water polo matches.
Now run along.
Use this information wisely.
