Top 10 Reviews Of The Abortionplex On Yelp

    Still unsure about having your next abortion at the $7 billion Abortionplex in Topeka, Kansas? These reviews from Yelp will probably change your mind.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    • View of the Abortionplex from the 2nd floor.

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    • The Lazy River.

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    • A baby burger.

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    • A post-abortion gift spread.

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    • A typical room.

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    • Oh yeah, can't forget about their fabulous calamari!