Buzz·Posted on Nov 11, 2014Jesus Christ Kid Is The Vine Star We Need And DeserveI am Jesus Christ Kid. You are Jesus Christ Kid. We are all Jesus Christ Kid. Amen.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Introducing Jesus Christ Kid, our Lord and Savior of Vine. He died so we could Vine. View this vine on Vine vine.co He didn't actually die. It's just a figure of speech! Anyway, let's watch some Vines! 1. When this girl put a condom through her nose and it came out of her mouth. View this vine on Vine vine.co 2. When this teacher went on HAM on an iPhone. View this vine on Vine vine.co 3. When these young men destroyed this man's computer, head, and life. View this vine on Vine vine.co 4. When this woman fell off a swing. View this vine on Vine vine.co 5. When shit got really real real fast. View this vine on Vine vine.co 6. When this fat cat made it through the little door. View this vine on Vine vine.co 7. When this substitute teacher finally snapped. View this vine on Vine vine.co 8. And when this kid scared a fart out of this girl. View this vine on Vine vine.co Jesus Christ.