25 Things Way More Exciting Than The Royal Baby

The real issues we should be talking about.

1. Squirrels fucking up cars.

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2. Debating whether or not Captain Crunch is a real captain.

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3. This family’s new fridge.

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4. An oversized Jacuzzi.

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5. The story of Stephen Giraldo.

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6. A flashlight in the middle of the road in Phoenix, Arizona.

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7. A hat in a tree.

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8. Anything about the Ikea monkey.

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9. A video of a raccoon on an escalator.

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10. A standoff between a cat and a bird.

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11. A man being hit in the head with a dildo.

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12. A fugitive that is a goat.

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13. A man licking dozens of taco shells.

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14. The debate over Miss Piggy’s weight.

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15. A man running naked into a cactus.

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16. A bear scratching its ass.

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17. The man who forgot his Cheez Whiz.

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18. Whatever happened to this chihuahua.

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19. Video of this.

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20. A Cheetos attack.

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21. A woman getting a new roof.

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22. A follow up story on the boy from Boise.

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23. The “ball tapping” epidemic.

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24. The baby that was found in a sandwich.

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25. And of course, the great Potato Chip Heist of 2011.

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