22 Things That Will Happen In France Now That Gay Marriage Is Legal

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1. There will be gay kissing.

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When couples get married they will in most instances kiss. It happened in Spain. This photo stands as proof.

2. There will be gay hand holding.

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It happened in Seattle. What you didn’t see was a statue in the background of baby Jesus CRYING.

3. Two men might wear leis.

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Again, in Seattle. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL Carrie Underwood, WHERE ARE YOU ?!

4. Flowers will be desecrated.

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NOT THE ROSES.

5. People will cheer.

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This is an actual, real picture from New York City. I swear it isn’t photoshopped. PEOPLE ARE CHEERING.

6. Gay people will hug.

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Again, THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

7. People will cry.

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AND IT WON’T BE BECAUSE OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE IS FOREVER DESTROYED.

8. They may even shout.

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MY EARS.

9. Gay people will be happy.

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Smiling? YOU’RE SMILING?

10. Two women might even wear dresses.

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My face right now ——> : 0

11. Two guys might wear matching shirts.

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My face is permanently stuck like this ——> : 0

12. There might be head hugging.

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Another real, undoctored photograph from New York City. OH GOD.

13. They may even bring signs.

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NOT THE SIGNS.

14. Facebook relationship statuses will be changed from “in a relationship” to “married.”

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HOW COULD YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG?!

15. Vows will be read to two people of the same sex.

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I’m crying right now.

16. Two members of the same sex will exchange rings.

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That just… can’t happen.

17. Two women will kiss.

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Now they’ve gone too far.

18. Two members of the same sex will proudly hold their marriage license in the air.

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Proudly! They will be proud!

19. Two men will help fix each other’s bow ties.

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You’re eyes are not deceiving you!

20. Basically, there will be a lot of GAY KISSING and GAY HAPPINESS.

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21. MEN WILL CRY.

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22. And most importantly, the wedding cake topper industry will basically COLLAPSE AND DIE AND BURN.

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WHAT ABOUT THE CAKE?!

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