1.
He's extremely sexual.
2.
So expect him to be sexual!
3.
Because he's not 12 anymore.
4.
He's noT goNna be whát yoû expect him tø bĘ.
5.
He often floods his hotel rooms because he lets the bath water run and it overflows because he enjoys the sound it makes.
6.
No more Ninja Turtle shit, he doesn't like that anymore! Buy him Louis Vuitton.
7.
Tan lines are sexy on girls.
8.
Here's what he wants to do with a girlfriend.
9.
He accessorizes his tweets with completely random accents.
11.
He can shoot a bb through a frosted Cheerio.
13.
But he will spend the rest of his life trying to get back with Hilary Duff.
14.
Depth of perception can be detrimental.
15.
He knows when you're doing your homework.
16.
He's trouble and a badass and you shouldn't test him.
17.
He's spontaneous and random.
18.
He's not stopping until his body is so tight that all you want to do is lick it.
19.
He drinks too many Yo-hoos before bed.
20.
He wants your number, not a selfie.
21.
He's a biter and will bite the shit out of your lips.
22.
He wants one girl to sing to every night.
23.
Friendly flirting is cool but real flirting is better.