1. Slightly bold statement: “Stars Are Blind” is one of the best pop records of the past 15 years/your life.
3. Secondly, how could it not be with lyrics like these?!?!
4. “Stars Are Blind” is one of those songs that takes you places…
5. … and by places, I’m talking about the beach because that’s where the music video takes place.
6. It’s iconic and timeless.
8. In the words of Paris herself:
9. “I love that ‘Stars Are Blind’ is an iconic song and it’s timeless.” —Paris Hilton in this interview.
10. It would also make a good wedding song.
11. Or better yet, if it was played at your funeral.
12. It’s the soundtrack to your life.
13. So, what’s the point of this?
14. THE POINT IS THAT IT’S TIME TO RISE UP AND STOP BEING ASHAMED.
15. Karaoke that shit.
16. Stop hiding your phone screen.
19. And anyway “Stars Are Blind” was a No. 1 hit in Slovakia.