Pedo Bear's annoyingly uptight little brother. Basically Percy Weasley if he was an evangelical prude.

Is that bear voiced by crazy “economist” Ben Stein?

Wow. That girl almost ruined him for all other women. How would he ever survive the hedonistic necking that may have occurred? What a harlot. I mean look at her blouse :)

Based on the bear's voice and utilization of “cuddly” language, this video supports homoerotic, stuffed-beastiality as a viable substitute to premarital sex. By comparing himself with the girl, he suggests himself as a partner so that the man will wait and marry the woman.

That is the weirdest porn trailer I have seen for while…

I think this is more of a PSA on schizophrenia than purity. Seriously if your inner voice is a black teddy bear from your childhood telling you to resist your sexual urges you probably need a little pharmaceutical help before marriage first

So fuck the bear?

Of course that guy isn't going to sleep with her….he's got a major case of the gay face.

Obviously he's not the only guy she's ever invited inside. And also, am I the only one who feels like they've watched all of the Twilight series in one minute?

Purity Bear IS Pedo Bear! He just wants that teenage boy all to himself.

Liberty Counsel are pure evil

I thought he was going to fuck the bear.

Oh America. You so crazy!

The door says to please use the other entrance. Perhaps a subtle hint that going in the backdoor would be appropriate.

apparently, the Purity Honey Badger did not work out.

That bear IS pretty cuddly.

There's nothing wrong with waiting to have sex until after you're married if that's your thing. But there sure is something fucking wrong with horrific acting creepy voice-overs.

are they slightly suggesting that teddy bear sex is ok ?

I have a teddy bear like that which follows me around and talks to me anytime I am in a sexual situation.
It never says wait, as a matter of fact the only words it every says are, “doggystyle, condoms, and donkey punch.”