29. This UpRight Sleeper that definitely won’t kill you
12. A plaque that encourages the eating of your grandmother
9. A personal massager that definitely isn’t a dildo
6. “Turn a napkin or dish towel into wearable protection”
5. A birdhouse disguised as a ultrasonic barking dog deterrent
2. A magic wand remote control
Because seriously this is awesome.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›