The 17 Best Parts Of The Only Shirtless Picture Of Ryan Gosling In “The Place Beyond The Pines”

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Bad news: Ryan Gosling isn’t shirtless at all in his new movie.

Good news: The movie studio released a shirtless pic.

Brace yourself…
















*THE WORLD BASICALLY EXPLODES*

Now let’s countdown the best parts of this picture because why not he’s flawless duh.

17. What appears to be some form of briefs slightly peeking above his pair of sweat pants.

16. The vein on his right arm.

It reminds me of the Nile River, which as you know provided rich black soils to ancient Egypt contributing to its thriving culture. That vein is the Nile River of Ryan Gosling.

15. The right nipple.

Excellent curvature.

14. The left nipple.

Flawless areola.

13. The hand vein.

Who doesn’t love a good upper-hand vein?

12. The clavicle.

I think that’s what that is? Anyways, it’s perfect.

11. This indent.

Perfectly deep.

10. In general, the chest.

9. The armpit skin flaps.

Faultlessly aligned with the pit.

8. The happy trail.

It’s just so happy!

7. The side abdominal region.

Simply superb and decadent.

6. The small of the back.

It just leads to nice things!

5. The arm region in general.

A good arm is a good. You can’t argue with that!

4. The knuckle region.

A good knuckle is a good knuckle. You can’t argue with that!

3. The below the chest indent upper-abdominal region.

Ugh. It’s just a really nice below the chest indent upper-abdominal region.

2. The wristal region.

A really nice curve. Dare I say “exquisite.”

1. The entirety of the shirtless area.

Because duh.

Picture via Just Jared and Atsushi Nishijima/Focus Features.

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