man the harpoons

Sadface.

Wait, though, I heard that meatballs are alive when you kill them too!

Jesus. We have already begun to de-evolve.

I'm holding out hope for a VH1 dating show for Snooki. My working titles are “Snookin' For Love” and “Snooki Wants Nookie”.

what a beast. she needs a plastic bag, not a paper one, if you get my drift.

To be or not to be:
Like…. That's the f***ing question, huh?
I mean, is it, y'know, better to f***in' suffuh
Through all the bulls*** life gives ya,
Or just grab your guido's nine
And just off ya'self, right?

God, she's hideous.

What?! Lobster is alive when you kill it?!

Sometimes you just need your a****** f****** like right now.

From now on, when someone asks me why I'm vegetarian, I'm responding with quote #1.

And Snookie answered, “I am the friggin' way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the f***ing Father except through me.”

Classy.