26 Things That Summarize What It's Like Growing Up A Gay Man

    *Does choreography to Britney's "Slave" alone in room* —> *hears a footstep* —> *Jumps on bed and pretends to do nothing*

    1. The best part of gym class:

    2. The worst part of gym glass:

    3. The reason why you watched soap operas with your mom:

    When you're flipping TV channels with your mom in the room & pass by a movie with a shirtless guy. #GrowingUpGay

    4. The most annoying question:

    5. The second most annoying question:

    6. OK nvm, this was the most annoying question:

    7. The most important choice:

    Trying to decide which part to sing #GrowingUpGay

    8. When you were basically a spy:

    #GrowingUpGay hearing your friends talk about gays not knowing you're one and feeling like an undercover spy infiltrating the hetero camp

    9. Why having hot friends really meant something:

    When you befriend all the hot girls, and guys can't make fun of you, cause girls will hate them #GrowingUpGay

    10. That one girl who knew too much...

    11. THIS MOMENT:

    12. The obvious cover-up lol:

    #GrowingUpGay "NO! I like Britney Spears because she's HOT"

    13. The even more obvious cover-up lol:

    14. The worst:

    #GrowingUpGay When you were re enacting a pop concert in your room and heard footsteps

    15. Also the worst:

    #GrowingUpGay "Can I see your phone" "NO UHHH... No" "What you got something to hide?"

    16. The "...":

    #GrowingUpGay when my parents asked if the girls I hung out with were my girlfriends

    17. The false hope:

    18. The "mom's using the comp brb":

    19. The aisle you always wandered into:

    20. The store you always walked by:

    #GrowingUpGay always trying to secretly look at the Abercrombie store while walking through the mall

    21. When filling out (or not filling out) your Facebook profile meant something:

    #GrowingUpGay purposefully not filling in the "interested in" section on Facebook

    22. The Rachel Dolezal:

    #GrowingUpGay Anyone: So you got a girlfriend? You:

    23. Same goes for walking by the swim team:

    #GrowingUpGay Walking by wrestling practice in school like...

    24. What it was like watching TV with your parents:

    #GrowingUpGay when you're watching a TV show with your parents and someone in it is gay and you're just there like

    25. What it was like watching sports with your friends:

    watching footballs games with your straight friends (gays are BEYONCÉ) #GrowingUpGay

    26. Your life, summarized:

    #GrowingUpGay *clears browser history*