Retarded Americans. If this was a machine gun snow statue or a knife, you’d be going “Efff yeah!”, but oh no!, someone made a willie out of snow, and it’s “upsetting”! Oh noes, hide yo kidz, hide yo wifez.

Blurring a pile of snow chunks that in no way resembles a cock? Fucking awesome! We’re a doomed, stoooopid culture.

I guess these people have never been on a college campus during a snowstorm.

The real crime here is that someone named their child ‘Brire’.

Why are the news networks always cockblocking everyone?

Are you serious? They need to lighten up. Come on, it was simply a joke. Stop being up tight buzzkillers. That Brire kid sure seemed fake to me. I know for sure that kids his age will find something like that hilarious. Trust me, kids are more perverted nowadays. I am sure his mom is making him say that or he wont get dessert after dinner. lol

What? You know that kid thinks it’s hilarious. Probably took pictures.

God, I hate Lafayette.

this is ridic. that brire kid will figure out he’s gay at some point. no use fighting it.

If naked snowmen are outlawed, only outlaws will be naked snowmen.

“I have a two year old, and he doesn’t even know what that is.” I’m not sure about you, but I’m pretty sure two year old boys are very much aware of what a penis is.