Guilty as charged. Well, one or two of them. But hey, that was in college and we all say stupid things in college* and then grow up and we love Matt Stopera for our mutual love of pandas and not for stupid superficial things OKAY? *I will neither confirm nor deny that I recently had a lot of free wine and asked a guy if he was gay within 2 minutes of meeting him. But if that did happen, I'm sure it wasn't in a rude way. IF it happened.