In an appearance unparalleled since the rising of Jesus Christ from a cave in Jerusalem long ago in olden times, lit'ral "hot" god Ryan Gosling came back into our lives at a gas station this week.
And now, as we do, let's celebrate this with a Bible verse from Luke something or other: "For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found. So they began to celebrate."
AND CELEBRATE WE WILL.
HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. AMEN. AMEN.