10 Reasons To Be Insanely Jealous Of Rooney Mara, And 6 Reasons To Hate Her

Ugh.

Reasons to be insanely jealous of Rooney Mara:

1. 1. She got to be in Ryan Gosling’s celestial presence in this photo.

2. 2. She also got to be in Ryan’s celestial presence in this photo.

3. 3. Ryan allowed her to touch his right tricep.

4. 4. She got to steal a look at Ryan’s beauteous chest.

5. 5. Ryan did this while he was with her.

6. 6. She got to be with Ryan while he was giving the photographer this insanely sassy-hot look.

7. 7. She got to be with Ryan while he was giving the photographer this different yet equally insanely sassy-hot look.

8. 8. She got to walk so close that she was practically touching Ryan. She may have even held his hand.

9. 9. Her lips touched Ryan’s divine being.

10. 10. Ryan’s divine lips touched her being.

5 Reasons to hate her:

11. 1. She could have damaged Ryan’s face.

12. 2. She could have left a mark.

13. 3. It’s also mean.

14. 4. LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO HIM.

15. 5. SHE MESSED UP HIS HAIR.

16. 6. It’s just rude.

And here are 3 pictures of Ryan looking hot just because he deserves it:

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19. 3.

All pictures from AKM-GSI.