1.
If you see a school of sting rays, then go the other way.
Same goes for a lady with American flag contacts.
2.
Never trust a guy named "Pizza".
3.
If you see a cold wet baby elephant, give him a raincoat.
4.
Never take fashion advice from Kevin Smith.
8.
Vicariously and bicuriously are two very different words. Use them wisely.
10.
Fat guys in kiddie pools.