11 Rules For Life
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11 Rules For Life
Matt Stopera
1. If you see a school of sting rays, then go the other way.
Same goes for a lady with American flag contacts.
BYEEEEEE!!!
2. Never trust a guy named “Pizza”.
3. If you see a cold wet baby elephant, give him a raincoat.
4. Never take fashion advice from Kevin Smith.
6. Stay fly.
7. Avoid all geese.
Source: fieldandstream.com
8. Vicariously and bicuriously are two very different words. Use them wisely.
9. Never
Wear
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Cheerscosmonauts 11 months agoGreat work on the goose picture under the add about the killer mute swan.. The bigger picture, that is.
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Foozlesprite 11 months agoGuys, it’s a goose with the tongue ridges, not a swan. Just sayin’. And yes, they’re terrifying.
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zackerybryank 11 months agoWhat do you mean he’s probably been on to catch a predator? That screen shot is from to catch a predator lol, and where else would someone display the name meatrocket8? Catchy name too btw lmao.
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kea718 11 months agoHoly shit! Does that Mute Swan have teeth on it’s tongue? TEETH ON IT’S TONGUE!?! Thats some crazy shit right there! And is it actually called a “mute swan” or is that article trying to be funny by saying “mute” swan because the swan won’t answer any questions (cuz it’s a swan of course)?
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Heihachi Mishima 11 months ago
dear kevin smith,
for god’s sake, man, you are millionaire - hire a tailor.
sincerely,
HM
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