11 Rules For Life

    Improve your life now. NOW!!!

    1. If you see a school of sting rays, then go the other way.

    Same goes for a lady with American flag contacts.

    2. Never trust a guy named "Pizza".

    Or meatrocket8

    3. If you see a cold wet baby elephant, give him a raincoat.

    4. Never take fashion advice from Kevin Smith.

    5. Use your head.

    6. Stay fly.

    7. Avoid all geese.

    8. Vicariously and bicuriously are two very different words. Use them wisely.

    9. Never

    Wear

    MEXICAN POINTY BOOTS!!!

    10. Fat guys in kiddie pools.

    11. And finally...