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1. Hi world. I would like to tell you about a truly scary and intense reality.

2. It doesn’t involve dinosaurs chewing on human heads but it’s equally scary and getting eaten by a dinosaur may even actually be preferred.

3. Ladies and gentleman…

4. … brace your damn self.

5. People are shitting bottles.

6. It’s, to quote someone who had it happen to them, “absolutely fukd.”

Pooping bottles, absolutely fukd

— tom (@madskiman)

7. I know you’re asking, “where could this possibly happen?!”

8. Well, I am here to tell you.

9. It happened while this person was at work.

pooping bottles at work. good luck to the customers who want complicated orders

— Mina (@mina_pavlova)

10. It happened at her Sweet 16.

Can't wait to poop bottles in neon tonight #sweet16

— julia moyal (@jmoy17)

11. It happened while they were watching a wedding.

Pooping bottles to wills and Kate http://t.co/3ojAIzI

— Maggie Flannery (@MaggieFlann)

12. And this man pooped 10 bottles!!!!

Starting the night ;) pooping 10 bottles for chinos b day ;) http://t.co/NqEfKAg830

— Big Papi Ortiz (@Papi_Chunky)

13. THATS 10 BOTTLES STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ANUS.

14. It’s straight up mortifying.

Today's going to be a good day after work nail appt, shopping then pooping bottles for @kaycieleigh bday

— Amber Lee Jordan (@iloveamberjayy)

15. So basically, let’s use this as an opportunity to feel better about ourselves.

It's all about pooping bottles !

— Cinthyaaa♡ (@Babygirl_RC)

16. You don’t poop bottles.

Pooping bottles http://t.co/n7NwIRZraA

— ☀Ray Of Sunshine (@alwaysLMAO)

17. Your landlord doesn’t monitor your instagram for your pooped bottles.

If I'm ever a landlord I'll just follow the tenant on IG make sure he's not pooping bottles with my rent money

— LORDJÖEY (@AFCglory)

18. You don’t poop bottles with your friend named Charli.

pooping bottles with charli

— sarah (@thefamiIyjeweIs)

19. Stay blessed and bottle-free.

Shout outs to them pooping bottles with the boii

— king loop (@da_boy_phill)

20. I don’t even know.

Time heals all wombs after a night of poopin bottles

— Sami سمسوم (@redphilistine)

21. Goodnight.

Tequila shots and Stellas and now poopin bottles of champagne! I'm gonna have a massive hangover!!

— Nathan Kwan (@n8kwan)

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