“Hello, buzzfeeders, look at your couch, now back to mine, now back at your couch, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped going to BYU and switched to a different college, it could move like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a couch with the bro your couch could smell like. What’s in your couch, back at mine. Mine has it, it’s a cushion with two diplomas to that subject you love. Look again, the diplomas are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your couch can drive around campus, not like yours. I’m on a loveseat.”