I would LOVE to know what name she'd pick…I'm thinking maybe “Tequila” for a girl and “Captain Morgan” for a boy

We all knew the day would come when she sunk so low she had to star in an ABC Family movie role usually reserved for Melissa Joan Hart. I just didn't think it would happen this quickly.

With the lifestyle she lives, she'll be dead before she gets knocked up.

Oh movie magic, taking the bloat out of everything.

I would hope that my seed are sensible enough to kill themselves before making the mistake of inseminating her if I'm not sensible enough to stop myself.

I'm sure the baby will be very well adjusted and normal.

I'm not ashamed of needing my trashy fix, and Lynd's never disappoints. I'll be tuned in-

How about we start adding a “Who Cares” button?

Wow. When did Lohan start acting?

FYI, Trashy & Cute are my two favorites Buzzfeed buttons.

Soooooooooooooo excited.